Instant Vacation.
Just add water, alcohol-optional.
Why Fake Drinks Club?
Booze, or no booze
You choose whether it's a cocktail or mocktail. We design every drink to work either way.
Unpretentious global flavors
Not another standard negroni. Bold, adventurous flavors you won’t find anywhere else.
Take them anywhere
Yep, even on a plane. Tiny packets fit in your pocket, bag, or glovebox.
Ready in 30 seconds
Get your time back. Spend more time doing things you love.
Made by bartenders
Twenty years combined NYC bartending experience
No mystery alcohol
No more wondering what's actually in those ready-to-drink cans
Keep going, it gets better...
How to make your drink:
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Mix 1 packet + 3 oz water
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Add 1.5 oz alcohol (or don't)
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Add ice. Chill~
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Regular price
$99.00
A curated set of infusions and mixers. A little classic, a little funky.
(Save $8 + Free Shipping!)
You get:
- 16 Old Fashioneds
- 16 Espresso Martinis
- 10 Winter Sangrias
- 6 Pistachio Martinis
- 6 Pineapple Jalapeño Margaritas
Why You’ll Love It
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Perfect gift: That rare gift people actually use. Handcrafted, beautiful, and genuinely fun to make.
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No bartending skills required.
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Even when you’re “not drinking”: A blend of classic cocktails and alcohol-optional mixers, for every mood.
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Makes 50+ cocktails: Enough for parties, date nights, and “I survived Monday” pours.
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Cocktails on tap: Your fridge just got promoted to bartender.
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Zero stress: No hunting for obscure ingredients. No fuss. Just pour and enjoy.
Holidays?
Host gift?
Done.
Host gift?
Done.
Holidays?Host gift?Done.
Endorsed by people with excellent taste and questionable judgement.
The world didn't need another boring drink. So we made something better.
— Jill and Keith, the bartenders behind your new favorite drinks
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