Just add water. Alcohol-optional.

Why Fake Drinks Club?

  • Booze, or no booze

    Make it a mocktail, cocktail, or somewhere in between.

  • Ready in 30 seconds

    Blink and it's done. Spend time-saved doing literally anything else.

  • Elsewhere-energy

    Inspired by places we love (and places we daydream about).

  • Made by NYC bartenders

    Twenty years combined experience

  • Take them anywhere

    Yep, even on a plane. Tiny packets fit in your pocket, bag, or carry-on.

  • No mystery alcohol

    You choose exactly what you’re drinking.

Keep going, it gets better...

How to make your drink:

  • Mix 1 packet + 4 oz water

    1

  • Add 1.5 oz alcohol (or don't)

    2

  • Add ice. Chill~

    3
Endorsed by people with excellent taste and questionable judgement.

The world didn't need another boring drink. So we made something better.

— Jill and Keith, the bartenders behind your new favorite drinks

Our Story

The drinks part is handled.